This Saturday, the 1st of October, bring your kids in store to decorate their own free cookie... Because let's face it, it's the end of school holidays, you're still stuck with them, you've run out of things to do and you really want to say words like "cunt" or "asswipe", but you can't.
So while they're busy decorating a cookie that says "I love mummy", you can buy cookies like "Cunty Mc, Cunt Face". You're welcome.
See you Saturday!
*One cookie per child, 10am-4pm, guardians may not leave the store during the decorating process.